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Boredom is a Plague Here. :I
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...I refuse to do paperwork in my boredom. It serves no purpose. ...Even this serves more purpose. 
1. What would you do if right now the love of your life walked in and asked you to marry him/her?
Love of my-- Marria--
Ohstopit, you're killing me!
2. Do you trust your friends?
Would they be friends of mine if I didn't?
3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
Assuming I lived in a state or country, I don't see why not. I like adventure.
4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
Absolutely.
5. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship?
...
1. Being treated like a child.
2. Having tables hidden from me.
6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor?
...I suppose Lorelai. She has more chemical/medical experience than all of us combined, I'm sure.
7. Are you afraid of falling in love?
Not afraid, just not a priority. I've got Espada things to do.
8. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?
... Unfortunately.
10. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new person?
"Hooked up"?
Assuming that's what I think it is, no.
11. When was the last time you flew in a plane?
Never. I'm not even entirely sure how those metal birds work.
12. What did the last text message you sent say?
Text messages.
13. What features do you find most attractive in your preferred sex?
... I ain't picky. Although I like strength...more than physical.
14. Fill in the blank. I like _______ .
Bananas.
15. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
Destroying every table in Los Noches.
16. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extensive time who would you call?
I would call for my Fraccion to fill me in on what I'd missed, of course.
17. How many kids do you want to have?
..............ME HAVING KIDS. AHAHAHA.
18. Would you make a good parent?
Probably not.
19. Where was/were your ID picture(s) taken?
They weren't "taken" anywhere, they were made. ...I've been quite bored lately.
20. What is your middle name?
...I honestly don't know.
21. Honestly, what's on your mind right now?
...Things and people.
23. Shoe size?
8 1/2, I believe.
24. What are you wearing right now?
...Nightwear.
25. Righty or Lefty?
I'm ambidextrous.
26. Can you make a dollar in change right now?
Currency.
26. Best place to eat?
Alone outside.
27. Favorite pair of jeans you own?
Like I own jeans.
28. Favorite animal?
Octopi. Especially the small ones.
29. Favorite juice?
Orange juice.
30. Have you had the chicken pox?
No.
31. Have you had a sore throat?
...Yes.
33. Who knows you the best?
...Myself, probably. Contrary to popular belief, I keep a lot of things to myself.
34. Do you get along with your family?
If by "family" you mean "Comrades", for the most part.
I think.
35. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
Neither, I don't need visual aids.
36. Ever been in a fight with your pet?
Pet?
The only thing I have close to a pet is my Fraccion, and we get in plenty of fights. She's a stubborn thing...
37. Been to Mexico?
Mexico? Sounds intriguing.
38. Did you buy something today?
...BUY? AHAHA.
39. Did you get sick today?
No.
40. Did you miss someone today?
Perhaps.
41. Did you get in a fight with someone today?
I always manage to get in a fight with someone.
42. When is the last time you had a massage?
Never. I don't let just anyone touch me. ...Although a massage would be nice.
43. Last person to lay in your bed?
...Me of course!
44. Last person to see you cry?
...
45. Who made you cry?
No one. One does not simply make the Primera cry.
46. What was the last TV show you watched?
TV? We don't get accurate signal here. Not since that Satellite Dish Espada was here-- //
47. What are your plans for the weekend?
...Not doing what I'm supposed to, that's for sure.
48. Who do you think will repost this?
No one, probably. Nor do I care. I just have nothing better to do. I don't sleep like the rest of my Comrades. :'I
49. Name of the person you got this from.
Some random human. I like perusing through human items.
50. Are you happy?
...I feel satisfactory.
1. What would you do if right now the love of your life walked in and asked you to marry him/her?
Love of my-- Marria--
Ohstopit, you're killing me!2. Do you trust your friends?
Would they be friends of mine if I didn't?
3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
Assuming I lived in a state or country, I don't see why not. I like adventure.
4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
Absolutely.
5. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship?
...
1. Being treated like a child.
2. Having tables hidden from me.
6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor?
...I suppose Lorelai. She has more chemical/medical experience than all of us combined, I'm sure.
7. Are you afraid of falling in love?
Not afraid, just not a priority. I've got Espada things to do.
8. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?
...
Unfortunately.10. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new person?
"Hooked up"?
Assuming that's what I think it is, no.11. When was the last time you flew in a plane?
Never. I'm not even entirely sure how those metal birds work.
12. What did the last text message you sent say?
Text messages.
13. What features do you find most attractive in your preferred sex?
...
I ain't picky. Although I like strength...more than physical. 14. Fill in the blank. I like _______ .
Bananas.
15. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
Destroying every table in Los Noches.
16. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extensive time who would you call?
I would call for my Fraccion to fill me in on what I'd missed, of course.
17. How many kids do you want to have?
..............ME HAVING KIDS. AHAHAHA.
18. Would you make a good parent?
Probably not.
19. Where was/were your ID picture(s) taken?
They weren't "taken" anywhere, they were made. ...I've been quite bored lately.
20. What is your middle name?
...I honestly don't know.
21. Honestly, what's on your mind right now?
...Things and people.
23. Shoe size?
8 1/2, I believe.
24. What are you wearing right now?
...Nightwear.
25. Righty or Lefty?
I'm ambidextrous.
26. Can you make a dollar in change right now?
Currency.
26. Best place to eat?
Alone outside.
27. Favorite pair of jeans you own?
Like I own jeans.
28. Favorite animal?
Octopi. Especially the small ones.
29. Favorite juice?
Orange juice.
30. Have you had the chicken pox?
No.
31. Have you had a sore throat?
...Yes.
33. Who knows you the best?
...Myself, probably. Contrary to popular belief, I keep a lot of things to myself.
34. Do you get along with your family?
If by "family" you mean "Comrades", for the most part.
I think.35. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
Neither, I don't need visual aids.
36. Ever been in a fight with your pet?
Pet?
The only thing I have close to a pet is my Fraccion, and we get in plenty of fights. She's a stubborn thing...37. Been to Mexico?
Mexico? Sounds intriguing.
38. Did you buy something today?
...BUY? AHAHA.
39. Did you get sick today?
No.
40. Did you miss someone today?
Perhaps.
41. Did you get in a fight with someone today?
I always manage to get in a fight with someone.
42. When is the last time you had a massage?
Never. I don't let just anyone touch me. ...Although a massage would be nice.
43. Last person to lay in your bed?
...Me of course!
44. Last person to see you cry?
...
45. Who made you cry?
No one. One does not simply make the Primera cry.
46. What was the last TV show you watched?
TV? We don't get accurate signal here.
47. What are your plans for the weekend?
...Not doing what I'm supposed to, that's for sure.
48. Who do you think will repost this?
No one, probably. Nor do I care. I just have nothing better to do. I don't sleep like the rest of my Comrades. :'I
49. Name of the person you got this from.
Some random human. I like perusing through human items.
50. Are you happy?
...I feel satisfactory.
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Let's play "Never Have I Ever". Cross out all of the things that you have done. You might just see that there are people just like you out there.
...I was as honest as possible.
Life
Never have I ever gotten into a fight. -- Primera never getting in a fight.
Never have I ever done something illegal. -- As far as the Human World is concerned, pretty much everything I've done is illegal.
Never have I ever gotten wasted. -- Not much of a drinker.
Never have I ever used an illegal drug. -- Not to my knowledge, although Lorelai...
Never have I ever snuck out. -- 
Never have I ever stolen something. -- ......
Never have I ever vandalized something. -- ...I'm quite sure all those tables count.
Never have I ever lost a family member due to death. -- ...
Never have I ever been in a life or death situation. -- ...Every damn day, almost.
Never have I ever been arrested. -- Never get caught.
Never have I ever been fired from a job. -- If I was "fired" as Primera, I wouldn't be here.
Emotions
Never have I ever wanted to kill someone because in the moment I hated them that much. -- Not naming names. Segunda. ...
Never have I ever been kept up at night due to guilt. -- ...I never sleep at night.
Never have I ever laughed so hard I cried.
Never have I ever been abused physically. -- Not that I can recall. I doubt I'd let that happen.
Never have I ever cried myself to sleep.
Never have I ever wished that I was someone else.
Never have I ever wanted to kill myself. -- Unfortunately for some people, I'm too stubborn to have done it.
Never have I ever tried to kill myself.
Never have I ever felt like an outcast. --
Never have I ever wanted to do something just so I would fit in.
Sexual
Never have I ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Never have I ever kissed a girl.
Never have I ever kissed a boy.
Never have I ever received/given a blowjob, hand job, eating out. -- I honestly don't even know what some of those are.
Never have I ever had sex. -- 
Leave me alone.
Never have I ever fallen in love. -- Love. I doubt I would know it if it hit me in the face.
Never have I ever cheated on someone.
Never have I ever been cheated on.
Never have I ever sexted. -- What is this "sexting"?
Friendships
Never have I ever ruined my friendship with someone.
Never have I ever had a friend leave me for other people.
Never have I ever been kicked out of a friend group.
Never have I ever wished that I had different friends.
Never have I ever wanted to fuck one of my friends.
Never have I ever wished that I could be more than friends with someone.
Never have I ever wished I was friends with the popular people.
Never have I ever been friendless. -- This is the only thing in this section I honestly have experiences of.
School -- Like I've attended a Human World school.
Never have I ever failed a test.
Never have I ever cut class.
Never have I ever had to eat alone.
Never have I ever failed a course.
Never have I ever been suspended.
Never have I ever received detention.
Never have I ever passed notes/texted in class.
Never have I ever made out with someone in school.
Never have I ever dropped out of school.
...I was as honest as possible.
Life
Never have I ever gotten wasted. -- Not much of a drinker.
Never have I ever used an illegal drug. -- Not to my knowledge, although Lorelai...
Never have I ever been arrested. -- Never get caught.
Never have I ever been fired from a job. -- If I was "fired" as Primera, I wouldn't be here.
Emotions
Never have I ever been abused physically. -- Not that I can recall. I doubt I'd let that happen.
Never have I ever tried to kill myself.
Never have I ever wanted to do something just so I would fit in.
Sexual
Never have I ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Never have I ever kissed a girl.
Never have I ever received/given a blowjob, hand job, eating out. -- I honestly don't even know what some of those are.
Leave me alone.Never have I ever fallen in love. -- Love. I doubt I would know it if it hit me in the face.
Never have I ever cheated on someone.
Never have I ever been cheated on.
Never have I ever sexted. -- What is this "sexting"?
Friendships
Never have I ever ruined my friendship with someone.
Never have I ever had a friend leave me for other people.
Never have I ever been kicked out of a friend group.
Never have I ever wished that I had different friends.
Never have I ever wanted to fuck one of my friends.
Never have I ever wished that I could be more than friends with someone.
Never have I ever wished I was friends with the popular people.
School --
Like I've attended a Human World school.Never have I ever failed a test.
Never have I ever cut class.
Never have I ever failed a course.
Never have I ever been suspended.
Never have I ever received detention.
Never have I ever passed notes/texted in class.
Never have I ever made out with someone in school.
Never have I ever dropped out of school.
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